I uncovered this little gem I wrote back in 2008 when surely, my hormones were not my friend. Does anyone else relate?
These poor, dear ones with whom I live,
They must be at wits’ end,
One day I’m sweet, the next I’m not,
And Friday, sweet again!
I live in exclamation points–
It’s Always! Never! Really!
Only the grace of God, I’m sure,
Keeps hubby from wanting to kill me!
I could blame my wacky hormones
On these ever-changing moods,
Or maybe it’s the MSG
They put in all the food.
Bi-polar? Nah…it couldn’t be,
Two people living in one?
If that’s the case, the strangest thing—
One leaves when I answer the phone!
Yesterday nothing at all was wrong,
Now there’s nothing right under the sun,
The only thing harder than being a woman
Is being married to one!
Kelly Crawford
8-18-08